Once upon a time, in a land known as Flatland, everything was, well, flat. The trees were flat, the houses were flat, and even the people were flat!
One day, a group of Flatlanders decided they wanted to make a new kind of food that was flat too. They tried making flat tacos and flat burgers, but they just weren't satisfied. That's when they had the idea to make flatbread pizza!
The Flatlanders rolled out the flatbread dough until it was paper-thin, and then they added all sorts of silly toppings, like gummy bears and licorice. They put the pizzas in the oven and waited, giggling with excitement.
When the pizzas were done, they looked ridiculous, with toppings sticking up in all directions. But the Flatlanders didn't care – they were having too much fun! They gobbled up the pizzas, laughing and making silly faces as they chewed.
Word of the silly flatbread pizzas quickly spread throughout Flatland, and soon everyone wanted to try them. The Flatlanders experimented with different toppings, like jelly beans and cotton candy, and even started having flatbread pizza parties.
Before long, the silly flatbread pizzas became a beloved tradition in Flatland, and people would come from far and wide just to try them. The Flatlanders were thrilled to share their wacky invention with the world, and they never stopped having fun in the process!
The end.